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from Hoodo Metaphysics
3. Sailor
like “El” Ron Hubbard
steal a big yacht or 2nd hand
battleship sail round the world
non-stop w/ crew of besotted
brainwashed cult-slave sailors
in tight white bellbottoms &
blue blouses
nautilus caps & bare feet at war
with all the world (anywhere
out of this world)
pirates without victims
10. Whale/Big Fish
claim to be Jonah
thrown overboard pariah by the
whole damn crew
swallowed by the whale of art
spat up half-digested witness martyr
the sea then
would be language itself
origin of language
seduction
persuasive rhetoric
stink of big dead fish on Mott. St.
noble rot for gourmet nostrils
steamed carp
boiled eel
casserole of oysters & roast pork
salt-baked softshell crabs
soupy crab dumplings
26. Eel
worshipped in Old Polynesia on Ponapé
where cyclopean dense megaliths recall
H. P. Lovecraft’s paranoid fantasies
about mixed race
devotees of Dagon taking over derelict churches
in Providence & Innsmouth perhaps exchanging
bodily fluids like Gnostic Carpocrateans
in 2nd century Alexandria—the wet dreams of Social Darwinism
writhing clump of eels in mud—
detachable genitals
true emblems of eternal Matter’s
secret realm
if you thrust yr cane in their midst
you might change sex or else become
Trismegistus his-self—a
Calvinist no-no
13. Peacock/Pimp
Malek Ta’us Peacock Angel of the Yezidis
displays forth redemptive power of evil
apologia for Iblis by dervishes lost
in Cold Mountains of hashish Anti-Lebanon
Blake’s Satan last true lover of Allah
wearing iridescent lustre-silk azure cerulean
smarigdine gold dusted PIMP SUIT w/
leopard spotted socks red platform shoes
blue fur hat big as the sky in his
pink PIMPMOBILE Cadillac
with shark fins & three unbelievable HOs
in the back seat & the former
welterweight champion of
Baghdad beside him smoking a big BLUNT
listening to old Oum Kalthoum tapes at
top vol as they cruise across the desert
in sunglasses & mink w/ bourbon on ice
lobster caviar pulled pork sandwiches
chanting YA ZAT-i SHAYTAN—Hail to
the Devil’s Essence—
NUMBER THIRTEEN
74. Kite
ah
all you
four winds
plus Boreas. Oh
Neptune if you rule them
or Juppiter. So sing West Wind
or breeze from garden of the beloved
each one in turn the apple (did you
ever deconstruct this metaphor before) of my
eye—send news—or if you can’t
send money—or anyway fortune
to the neo-luddite kid
who’s launched this kite
as if its string were
studded w/ diamonds
warrior kite
ready to
bite
19. Worm
Better a slave in Greece than
King of Hades
realm of endless grief & boredom
dark hospital room w/ flickering TV
canned laughter forever
[Cliché]
An Egyptian notion
somehow
vast broken sphinxes & pyramids
air heavy as a tomb’s but
still shot thru w/ light
like ambiguous moirée
shot silk
49. Drunk
The sage can
get high on
plain H20
17. MOON
vast crystal domes
w/ artificial atmosphere generated from
Luna’s interior ice mass artificial gravity
so huge they generate their own weather
dew heavy as rain clouds winds
so old that whole Arthurian forests
punking & rotting around hermit caves
Sea of Tranquility Gulf of Dreams
drowned in actual water w/ mutant
asymmetrical seacreatures
afloat w/ redsailed dhows & junks
isolated castle-islands each one a
decayed gem
in a ring of ancient garden silver
HDQ of some cult or phalanstery
Temple of Artemis or Sin or Soma
or Cyrano de Bergerac
vast city-sized libraries rescued
from Earth
(of Earth the less said the better)
here I’ll spend my next life
5. Nun
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A NUN
rapt in Jesus Buddha or
lusty monk at other end of
underground secret tunnel
bake
white sugary almond cookies
dry as holy love
that crumble in fingers of greedy virgins
in white dresses on Spanish
or Mexican shady afternoons
crypto-Moorish languorous half asleep
like García Lorca in nun drag
el duende
90. Old Man
bearded Pir when
appearing in yr dream I
warn you beware of good advice’s
counsel of despair. Sooner believe yr
Uncle Gandhi
when he claims to regain warmth & strength
by sleeping between two 13-year-old girls
—I mean
who wouldn’t.
Believe even yr cat (but not yr dog
who only tells you what you want to hear)
The aged are such losers.
71. River
Each river its angel
creeks their cherubim
dappling scrims of trees with
abstract cartoons
slant light
a dam comes to lock out eels
block salmon from their sex leaps
mills spring up & dump crap
into weirs polychlorinated biphenyls
petroleum rainbows
anorexic sludge antibiotics & despair
the angels fall idle losing their
foreverhood
spilling & dissolving away
27. Wasp
October apple orchard beer garden
constantly recurring re-forgotten dream
Watchung Mts. North N. Jersey circa 1958
rotting windfalls goblinesque garnet clusters
golden smell of too much gold
golden pitchers spilt puddles of
sun-lit back-lit
bock lager pilsner
hops smell astringent yet buttery
October light
pissy stale beer greasy wurst
souring the edges of this
prole heaven attended by
golden hordes of beer besotted
yellow wasps
who in their own minds
were probably angels
7. Seashell/Snail/Feces
Forget that fag Freud—it’s not
about anus & cunt—think instead
of D’Arcy Thompson or Goethe
metamorphosis
SPIRAL
whirlpool of Slumberland
down the drain of golden dream
hieroglyph without translation
Mesmer’s 3-D cone of hypnogogic sleep
deepest mystery of Number Seven
Seven Ruby butt-holes of the
Pre-Adamite Kings
Contributors
Peter Lamborn WilsonPETER LAMBORN WILSON is the author of Ec(o)logues (Station Hill Press, 2011).
Tamara Gonzales